Sarah Palin celebrated a milestone today. She now has over 1 million Facebook fans. With nearly as many virtual friends as Tila Tequila, pundits agree she is almost certain to soon launch a reality show where drunk boys and girls in bikinis compete to make out with her.
"I don't get it," says Piper. "Just yesterday I posted the article 'Mayans Predict Palin Will End World in 2012' on her wall. I thought she'd love it, because it portrays her as a woman of tremendous historical significance."
Piper has been periodically posting Inquisition articles on Palin's wall since August. "I thought she'd appreciate it," he explains. "I mean we all know what a voracious reader she is. You remember when Katie Couric asked her what publications she read, she said 'all of them.'"
In honor of Palin's one millionth Facebook friend, the Inquisition has compiled a collection of our coverage of her at http://tinyurl.com/yd4lfnv "It's a pity I won't be able to post it on her wall now," Piper says. "Maybe somebody else will. I'm pretty sure she'd like it."
This contest sponsored by the new Palin Wing at the Wasilla Municipal Hospital, where the surgeons may be unqualified, but they're decent, regular, hard-workin' folks just like you and me, and really, isn't that all that matters?
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What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?
ReplyDeleteOnly one retarded thing came out of her vagina.
Ouch! That's so wrong!
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