Wednesday, April 7, 2010

iPad Good for More Than J--king Off, Apple Claims

CUPERTINO, CA- On Saturday, Apple sold more than 300,000 of its new iPad, the revolutionary gadget which it claims is absolutely, definitely designed for more than just j--king off to internet porn. As a web surfing device that lacks the functionality of a laptop but is still too big to put in your pocket, the iPad's major selling point seems to be that users can conveniently carry it into a bathroom and hold it with just one hand. Nevertheless, an Apple spokesperson insists "it's not just for porn. There are plenty of other practical applications for the iPad," adding "possibly as many as several."

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