Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Palin Survives Canadian Death Panels

Former Alaskan governor/ palm reader, Sarah Palin, who has long railed against the dangers of a national health system
such as Canada's, this weekend admitted that her family used to cross into Canada to take advantage of its deadly socialist medical institutions. While Palin's critics accuse her of hypocrisy, her supporters see this as a sign bravery.

"When she says public health care is inherently murderous and then admits to using it, it doesn't mean she's full of s--t," says conservative pundit, Mitchell Willburn, "it means she is willing to face down death."

So bold is Palin, that she will subject even her own grandson to the horrors of socialist medicine. Recently revealed court documents show that Tripp has had all of his medical care covered through the Indian Health Services and the Alaska Native Health Center.

"This is the ultimate in self-sacrifice," says Palin-supporter, Irwin Kram. "She knows government hand-outs are bad for people, so she wants to take them all for herself and her family. She's trying to spare us."

1 comment:

  1. I have always admired leaders who don't just "talk the talk" but also "walk the walk" and for Palin to courageously put herself and her family at mortal risk by throwing herself and them into the maw of Socialized Medical Services is truly admirable........

    Dr. Saul