Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Clarence Thomas' Wife Is Teabagger

WASHINGTON, DC- Virginia Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, has raised eyebrows by forming Liberty Central, Inc., a teabagger lobbyist group dedicated to fighting government "tyranny." Some critics find it ironic that the wife of one of the most influential members of government should form an anti-government group, however Mrs. Thomas is quick to explain that teabaggers are not opposed to the government itself.

"We're just against the bad things the government does," Mrs. Thomas says, "like excessive taxation, flirting with other women, and putting pubic hair in soft drinks."

1 comment:

  1. Thank god, there are at least a few real Americans left with the balls to oppose lifetime government appointments from which people who were never actually elected and who rule by the opaque and mysterious manipulation of archaic legal language cannot be fired.....

    Dr. Saul