tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29050075722148570422024-03-05T19:51:21.552-08:00The National InquisitionA genuine, bonafide, legitimate fake news siteAllan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.comBlogger209125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-77873195040323108342017-01-12T11:47:00.003-08:002017-01-12T11:49:05.061-08:00Putin blackmailing Trump into being horrible, leak suggests<div style="text-align: justify;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOSkSGxdRfqX9xu5TNvfx7dJNwlUOElhCApGrIYvtxpda334WrlePnZjUEhWloZtSqKEYxU4H3lnL6d3vAoDYzInvstVEhuqvnwtXRLSWrEghqScu56f6HTKHD7qYPmonTJlBmBWVvAzY/s1600/trump-putin-point.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="161" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOSkSGxdRfqX9xu5TNvfx7dJNwlUOElhCApGrIYvtxpda334WrlePnZjUEhWloZtSqKEYxU4H3lnL6d3vAoDYzInvstVEhuqvnwtXRLSWrEghqScu56f6HTKHD7qYPmonTJlBmBWVvAzY/s320/trump-putin-point.jpg" width="320" /></a><span style="font-size: large;">A leaked series of phone recordings suggests Vladimir Putin may be using compromising videos to blackmail Donald Trump into behaving like a lying, thin-skinned, petulant, hypocritical, misogynistic, race-baiting, xenophobic, science-denying, tax-evading, narcissist with little to no comprehension of global or national affairs or even basic grammar and spelling. The <i>Inquisition</i> has obtained hours of taped conversations in which the Russian president directs Trump to engage in insulting and denigrating behavior, including this excerpt:</span></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">PUTIN: You must mock disabled reporter.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">TRUMP: Absolutely not. I couldn’t possibly do something so reprehensible.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">PUTIN: You know what’s in these tapes. Would be shame if they were <i>leaked</i>.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">TRUMP: Okay, fine.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">PUTIN: You saw what I did there with “<i>leaked</i>.”</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">TRUMP: Yes, yes, I get it. You’re quite witty. </span></b></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">While some of what Putin has required of Trump is specifically advantageous to Russia, such as selecting Russian “Order of Friendship” recipient Rex Tillerson as secretary of state and Gen. Michael Flynn, a regular contributor to the propaganda network Russia Today, as national security advisor, most of Putin’s instructions have been aimed at forcing the naturally modest and mild-mannered Trump to adopt a belligerent public persona.</span></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">PUTIN: You must use Twitter to call people “losers.”</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">TRUMP: Really, now. I’m a grown man, I’ll do no such thing.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">PUTIN: There is <i>steady-stream</i> of videos that could be released.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">TRUMP: Okay, okay.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">PUTIN: Also, call everything “big-league.”</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">TRUMP: What? That doesn’t even make sense. “Major league,” perhaps, but…</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">PUTIN: You know, with free <i>flow </i>of information these days…</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">TRUMP: Yes, yes, you’ve made your point. </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">PUTIN: These videos could make a real <i>splash</i> with the press.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">TRUMP: My goodness, the indignity of it all. </span></b></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">While we may never know what the compromising videos contain, in their phone recordings Putin can be heard demanding that Trump take actions that make some sort of veiled, comedic reference to whatever was filmed. These include covering his entire living quarters in gold, building a five-story fountain that showers the gilded atrium of Trump Tower, embracing the discredited theory of trickle-down economics, and pissing away his entire fortune on a series of failed business ventures. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">The president-elect has denied the existence of these videos as well as the veracity of the phone recordings, calling them “false, big-league,” and “a sad example of yellow journalism.”</span></div>
Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-79467971221270061872016-12-29T07:49:00.001-08:002016-12-29T07:59:23.626-08:00Trump claims credit for rising sun<div style="text-align: justify;">
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Trump made his latest claim hours after taking credit for <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/28/us/politics/donald-trump-sprint-jobs.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=first-column-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0">Sprint's pre-existing plan to create new U.S. jobs</a>, days after crediting himself for <a href="http://www.cnbc.com/2016/12/26/president-elect-donald-trump-claims-credit-for-higher-market-christmas-shopping.html">increased consumer spending around the holidays</a>, and a month after claiming to have saved a <a href="http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/11/18/502528759/trump-claims-credit-for-keeping-ford-lincoln-production-in-kentucky">Ford plant that was never planning to close or move. </a>While critics say that increasing hours of daylight would have occurred regardless of the election, incoming counselor to the president, Kellyanne Conway dismisses those charges as “sour grapes.” Conway predicts that within the first six months of his administration, President Trump will fully cast off the gloom of winter and bestow radiant, summer sun across the nation. </span></div>
Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-835968486398497122015-12-22T06:57:00.000-08:002015-12-22T07:34:48.830-08:00How the Republicans Steal Progress<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/iVhvZMi0dUw" width="560"></iframe>Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-84147053701511482552015-04-04T09:38:00.002-07:002015-04-04T09:50:38.046-07:00Tom Cotton Reminds Gays How Much Worse Things Could Be.<span style="font-size: large;">Because when you think "America," you think "a little better than Iran." Courtesy of the <a href="http://iaf.tv/">Internet Action Force</a>.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Sen. Ted Cruz, who previously shut down the government in an effort to stop Obamacare, claiming it <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/national/2013/09/25/transcript-sen-ted-cruzs-filibuster-against-obamacare/">"takes our freedom away</a>," announced this week that <a href="http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/obamacare-super-foe-ted-cruz-may-soon-enroll-n329981">he himself is now signing up for it</a>. As Cruz feared, as soon as he logged into HealthCare.gov, he immediately lost all his freedom. The Texas senator will remain trapped in one of the Affordable Care Act's mandated "Obamacages" until he either succeeds in repealing the law that provides health coverage to over 16 million Americans, or until he is set free by a death panel. </span></div>
<br />Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-27553684493469964082014-12-31T04:54:00.001-08:002014-12-31T05:03:32.746-08:00Guns Don't Kill People, Babies Kill People<div style="text-align: justify;">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">After an <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/12/31/woman-accidentally-shot-and-killed-by-2-year-old-in-walmart/">Idaho woman was shot and killed by her two-year-old son</a>, who found the mother's gun in her purse, the NRA has issued a statement that this tragedy could have been averted if only the mother had carried a second gun, with which to defend herself against her child.</span></div>
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Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-10978521082801152062014-12-10T06:01:00.000-08:002014-12-10T06:24:24.355-08:00Talking Torture with the CIA (Audio)<span style="font-size: medium;">With a Senate report raising new concerns about the CIA's use of torture (and possibly adding a new meaning to the term "bottom feeder"), here's what Inquisition Radio was able to find out from the agency (without resorting to enhanced interrogation techniques). </span><a href="http://www.joesmith.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Joe Smith</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> contributed to this report. </span><br />
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Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-88726517704186725572014-11-06T13:38:00.003-08:002014-11-06T13:38:56.771-08:00<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="281" mozallowfullscreen="" src="//player.vimeo.com/video/111023155" webkitallowfullscreen="" width="500"></iframe>Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-13561786393227418772014-09-19T04:43:00.000-07:002014-09-19T04:43:41.226-07:00 KY Senator Calls Climate Change 'Made Up Science;' Skeptics Call Kentucky 'Made Up State'<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDI4F4dVQTFUC6ezu8xI6O7SozcKfWtEftcCOYMeEQVsGR3Xd3HoCqNiAaJQgo1wPI1xOykamHK1QIK9o0xiVV8c671_K1q_mfTko1C2A_7sVmPE77JWFgjIwnHjLXDnaLAyk06wnP1kw/s1600/10629676_10152495036279232_2457037432975453968_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDI4F4dVQTFUC6ezu8xI6O7SozcKfWtEftcCOYMeEQVsGR3Xd3HoCqNiAaJQgo1wPI1xOykamHK1QIK9o0xiVV8c671_K1q_mfTko1C2A_7sVmPE77JWFgjIwnHjLXDnaLAyk06wnP1kw/s1600/10629676_10152495036279232_2457037432975453968_n.jpg" height="320" width="240" /></a><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"Kentucky is a hoax" claims a spokesperson for a group of Kentucky deniers. "It's just a money-making scheme for the bourbon industry." As evidence, the group cites the fact that none of them have ever been there. </span></div>
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Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-5803778033909396922013-10-02T05:30:00.000-07:002013-10-02T05:30:59.419-07:00Millions Flood Websites for Unpopular 'Obamacare'<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Within the first hours that they opened, millions of masochistic Americans flooded the <a href="http://healthcare.gov/">websites of the new insurance exchanges</a> that, according to Republicans, they don't want. Demand for the unpopular "Obamacare" was so high that the websites had trouble accommodating all the traffic. This is not surprising, as Americans typically flock by the millions to things they hate.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Delays caused by the <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-10-01/obamacare-exchanges-debut-with-websites-down-and-state-delays.html">16,000 hits per second</a> on <a href="https://www.coveredca.com/">California's exchange</a> have led critics to call it the biggest failure to come out of the Golden State since the reviled new iPhone.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Republican lawmakers remain committed to overturning the hated health law so Americans can once again enjoy the things they love, such as being denied care because of pre-existing conditions, having their premiums jacked up at random, and facing total financial ruin if they ever become sick.</span></span>Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-79034133426150875702013-09-23T08:50:00.001-07:002013-09-23T16:42:44.424-07:00NRA Head Calls for 'National Database of Lunatics,' Stops Short of Signing Himself Up<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Yesterday on <i><a href="http://presspass.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/22/20636650-nras-lapierre-calls-for-more-armed-personnel-after-navy-yard-shooting?lite">Meet the Press</a></i>, NRA leader Wayne LaPierre argued that the Navy Yard shooting could have been prevented if only the Navy had more guns. And although he has opposed the registration of guns, he called for registering America's mentally ill in a "national database of these lunatics."</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Last year, LaPierre argued that the fact that President Obama took no action to restrict guns during his first term was proof of a "<a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rawreplay/2011/09/nra-claims-massive-obama-conspiracy-not-to-ban-guns/">massive Obama conspiracy… to destroy the Second Amendment</a>" during his second term. He also has suggested that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKiX9K6nHt0">President Obama will make it illegal to fly the American flag</a> and that efforts to reduce gun violence will lead the UN to commit "<a href="http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/01/11/nras-wayne-lapierre-used-right-wing-medias-nazi/192199">mass executions of gun owners</a>." Despite his call for a national database of lunatics, this leader of one of America's most powerful lobbying groups stopped short of offering to sign himself up. </span></div>
Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-57410752952272783192013-09-17T03:55:00.000-07:002013-09-17T07:07:26.501-07:00NRA: Shooting Could Have Been Prevented if Navy Had Guns<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Having previously declared that <a href="http://www.politico.com/story/2013/04/nra-school-shield-safety-program-89542.html">the solution to school shootings is to arm teachers</a>, the NRA now suggests the way to avert shootings like that at the Washington Navy Yard, at Fort Hood in 2009, and recently at police stations in <a href="http://thelymes.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/shooting-in-east-lyme-police-department-parking-lot">Connecticut</a>, <a href="http://dailycaller.com/2013/06/25/detectives-injured-in-ambush-shooting-outside-police-station/">California</a>, and <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/12/29/2-officers-hurt-in-new-jersey-police-station-shooting-released/">New Jersey</a>, is to arm police and the armed forces. The NRA cites the fact that shooter Aaron Alexis, who had previously been arrested for gun violence, was able to walk onto the military facility with an AR-15 assault rifle, a shotgun, and a semiautomatic handgun, as evidence that guns are not yet easy enough to acquire. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">Related story, "<a href="http://nationalinquisition.blogspot.com/2012/12/nra-solution-to-gun-violence-is-nukes.html">NRA: Solution to Gun Violence is Nukes</a>" </span></div>
Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-14824169501719377272013-09-11T07:39:00.002-07:002013-09-11T17:40:33.660-07:00Americans Still Prefer 'Sternly-Worded Letter' to Syra Strike<a href="http://img.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2013/09/11/National-Politics/Images/ObamaSpeechThumbnail_0.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="179" src="http://img.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2013/09/11/National-Politics/Images/ObamaSpeechThumbnail_0.jpg" width="320" /></a><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Despite last night's address, Americans remain skeptical of President Obama's call for action in Syria. An <i>Inq</i> poll shows only 31% of Americans support a military strike to stop Bashir al-Assad from systematically mass-murdering
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">18% believe a clever Facebook status will dissuade Assad from bombarding Syrian families with the nerve-agent sarin, which causes convulsions, paralysis, neurological damage, and death within the first minute of contact. 7% support an international drum circle as the solution, while 6% say we should simply watch funny cat videos instead of <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/warning-graphic-video-footage-nerve-gas-attacks-syria-released-article-1.1449220">looking at the images</a> of blue-skinned Syrian toddlers spasming to death in puddles of their own poisoned vomit. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Republican leaders warn that if President Obama does resort to a sternly-worded letter, he must seek Congressional approval to authorize the use of "all-caps." </span></span>Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-84432877855598748522013-08-08T05:52:00.001-07:002013-08-08T05:53:15.223-07:00Red Sox Owner Buys Boston Globe<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Red Sox owner, John Henry has purchased the <i>Boston Globe</i> for $70 million. Henry promises to continue the paper's tradition of hard-hitting, investigative journalism with the upcoming exposé, "Why the Yankees Suck."</span>Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-55659394597121353562012-12-19T04:51:00.001-08:002013-09-17T03:56:18.851-07:00NRA: Solution to Gun Violence is Nukes<div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">The NRA has long argued that the only way to curb gun violence is to make guns more available, because as everyone knows, if something causes a problem the best way to solve it is to have way more of it. This is why so many people have lost weight with the popular "<i><a href="http://thischickbakes.com/">all-cookie diet</a></i>," and why exterminators typically solve a rat problem by releasing thousands of rodents into a home to drive them out.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Related story from the archives: <a href="http://nationalinquisition.blogspot.com/2009/06/miraculous-new-device-its-bible-and-gun.html">"It's a Bible AND a Gun."</a></span><br />
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Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-42647850555802306992012-08-31T15:35:00.001-07:002012-08-31T15:35:07.039-07:00Romney Explains His Plan to Strengthen the Middle Class<iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6H4Od-bs8Ns" width="560"></iframe>Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-4151173732339756492012-05-24T17:13:00.002-07:002012-05-24T17:13:28.486-07:00Kindergarten Suffers "It" Outbreak<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Six-year-old Miles Anderson appeared healthy when he left for school, but by mid-day he was running in frenzied circles, terrorizing his classmates, letting loose agonized screams that could be heard across the playground. He had developed the tell-tale symptoms of being "It." He soon recovered, but not before transmitting the infection to another student, sparking an "It" epidemic that soon swept through most of his class.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">To prevent exposure to the wider community, the Centers for Disease Control has placed Miles' kindergarten class under forcible quarantine indefinitely.</span>Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-54893064444288283482012-05-19T11:46:00.001-07:002012-06-30T13:29:17.538-07:00NC Votes to Protect the Sanctity of Pizza<a href="http://www.bostonpizzavegas.com/a1/images/pizza.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="243" src="http://www.bostonpizzavegas.com/a1/images/pizza.jpg" width="320" /></a><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">CHARLOTTE, NC- Two weeks after banning same-sex marriage, North Carolina voters returned to the polls to ban gluten-free pizza. "You can't change the definition of pizza," said a sponsor of the measure. "If we allow people to make pizzas with gluten-free crusts, we'll also have to let them make pizza out of dogs, or the flesh of murdered babies." </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">The law's supporters deny that it is discriminatory. "People who choose to be gluten-intolerant should have the same rights as everybody else," said one voter "They just shouldn't be allowed to eat foods they like without severe abdominal pain." </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"I have nothing against people who eat gluten-free pizza. I just personally don't like it," said another voter. "So nobody else should be allowed to eat it."</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Many based their vote on the Bible. "Even though Jesus technically never said anything about pizza," another voter said, "the miracle of the fishes and the loaves clearly shows he intended pizza to be made with a wheat crust and with anchovies," adding "of course I skip the anchovies because that's gross." </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">The new law has drawn scorn from many in states that allow gluten-free pizza. According to one New York pizza-lover, "the people of North Carolina don't even know what a real pizza is."</span></div>Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-34187549005628397172012-02-21T06:52:00.000-08:002012-02-21T06:54:24.640-08:00Republicans Don't Ever Want to Get Laid Again<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">As Republican men increasingly<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/campaigns/santorum-out-of-step-with-americans-even-most-of-gop-on-birth-control-some-other-issues/2012/02/17/gIQAw8bJJR_story.html"> come out against birth control</a> in any form, <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8601-503544_162-20033452-13.html?assetTypeId=41&blogId=503544">defund Planned Parenthood</a>, make <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/04/georgia-lawmaker-redefine-rape-victims-accusers_n_818718.html">rape harder to prosecute</a>, <a href="http://www.rhrealitycheck.org/blog/2010/02/19/utah-passes-bill-that-charges-women-for-illegal-abortion-or-miscarriage">criminalize miscarriage</a>, require women to have <a href="http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/crime/proposed-virginia-ultrasound-law-actually-state-sponsored-rape">random objects jammed into their vaginas</a>, and even <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/20/bob-morris-indiana-law-ma_n_1289489.html">denounce the Girl Scouts as a "radical organization</a>, they are sending a clear message to women across the country: they do not ever want to have sex again. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Nevertheless, as evidenced by Mitt Romney's five children and Rick Santorum's seven, some women are still having sex with Republicans, even those as strangely misshapen as Newt Gingrich. According to Irwin Kram of the Factual American Research Trust (FART), women's insistence on engaging in unnatural Republican sex defiles the purity of GOP values. "Since Republicans have declared abstinence the only acceptable form of birth control, women must respect that belief by abstaining from sex with them."</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"Ideally," says Kram, "women should not have sex with anyone. If God intended us to have sex for pleasure, he certainly wouldn't have made it the most physically pleasurable thing we could possibly do." If women absolutely must have sex, Kram urges them not to lead God-fearing Republicans into sin, but to instead settle for godless Democrats like George Clooney or Dennis Kucinich. </span></div>
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<br />Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-1691914614218338752012-02-15T08:03:00.000-08:002012-02-21T05:11:06.036-08:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbKe821r1WqZXwCIVzeCaZUp9n7xBITB0Kr3Wd33mJXavFeMndoLDUp5ndpJ5nwHqwXkIQ61OsfV4kXwaABofeEKpOZHuD2N8FN8nuYWvy9CulqoyfbUnTlYWG8mjzIWtkb6WgPKz3y4w/s1600/obama-biden-worried-tbi.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbKe821r1WqZXwCIVzeCaZUp9n7xBITB0Kr3Wd33mJXavFeMndoLDUp5ndpJ5nwHqwXkIQ61OsfV4kXwaABofeEKpOZHuD2N8FN8nuYWvy9CulqoyfbUnTlYWG8mjzIWtkb6WgPKz3y4w/s320/obama-biden-worried-tbi.jpg" width="320" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">WASHINGTON, DC- Chinese Vice President Xi Jinping is visiting the US this week. During most of his visit, he will be accompanied by Vice President Biden. The <i>Inquisition</i> has secured an exclusive transcript of the moment President Obama asked Biden to handle the visit. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Republican are condemning the economy for 23 consecutive months of growth, calling the move "a divisively partisan effort to help re-elect Obama and his economy-killing policies." Party leaders cite the fact that unemployment is at its lowest level in 3 years and the auto industry is doing well enough to hire Clint Eastwood for an ad as proof that the economy "hates America." They are calling on the economy to instead help the country by putting Americans out of work and going into the toilet until after the election.</span> </div>Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-83265298432833368492012-02-07T05:47:00.000-08:002012-02-07T05:52:41.766-08:00Mitt Romney: From the Streets<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/W09-VFQUPeQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe><div><br /></div><div>Mitt Romney says he's from "the real streets of America." This video shows just how "streets" he is. </div>Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-42616681309881731452012-01-10T07:08:00.001-08:002012-02-07T05:52:53.466-08:00Mitt Romney Likes Firing People<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/t9TqcSRCoCY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-72062090327802042692012-01-02T05:48:00.000-08:002012-01-02T06:37:49.740-08:00Latest GOP Front-Runner is You<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:130%;" >DES MOINES- With one day before the Iowa caucuses, the latest candidate to edge ahead of Mitt Romney in the polls is you. Although you have only a little more governing experience than former front-runner Herman Cain, and nearly as tenuous a grasp on reality as former front-runner Michele Bachmann, the Republican base is excited by the fact that you are not a northeastern Mormon semi-billionaire named Mitt. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>You are the latest in a string of front-runners that has included Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Chris Christie, Donald Trump, Tim Tebow, the fat kid from "Stand by Me," and Mayor McCheese. Your sudden surge confirms the prediction that "in the future everyone will be the Republican front-runner for fifteen minutes," made by the late pop artist Andy Warhol, who was briefly the Republican front-runner in August. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre; "> </span>Your popularity may be short-lived however, as the Romney campaign has unleashed a $30 million negative ad campaign alleging that you are out-of-touch with the American people, mentally unstable, and that your personal hygiene is shoddy at best. </span></div>Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2905007572214857042.post-86290828285823725412011-11-20T11:35:00.000-08:002011-11-20T11:56:30.816-08:00Super Committee to Appoint 'Super Duper Committee'<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijOlrWVe-1GJQQF_BBvaPKJ68wHWR9W95EWoxAgG77e84TaT-ejDbbuTMJfxekCHoxcmXL3x9abjMnVLpYn0PjSeOcJDmChhXDx7vAZok7yPeNKzFzoaQruSVdr1lFrROf3prRvCAIuEE/s1600/capitol-building.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 189px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijOlrWVe-1GJQQF_BBvaPKJ68wHWR9W95EWoxAgG77e84TaT-ejDbbuTMJfxekCHoxcmXL3x9abjMnVLpYn0PjSeOcJDmChhXDx7vAZok7yPeNKzFzoaQruSVdr1lFrROf3prRvCAIuEE/s320/capitol-building.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5677168745674156498" /></a><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">WASHINGTON, DC- In the event that the twelve member Congressional Super Committee is unable to reach a deficit reduction deal, committee members have proposed a two member "Congressional Super Duper Committee," which would consist of a representative of each party fighting to the death in a cage. Both parties are confident that the Super Duper Committee will achieve real deficit reduction as long as the resulting deal does not include any new taxes or spending cuts. </span></div>Allan Piperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07247871607461112564noreply@blogger.com0