Friday, October 9, 2009

Obama to Nobel Committee: 'Thanks, but... Huh?'

WASHINGTON, DC- Pres. Barack Obama was startled to learn this morning that he had been selected to receive the Nobel Peace Prize. In a Rose Garden press conference, he said, "I am both surprised and deeply humbled by the decision of the Nobel committee," adding "You guys know I haven't made any peace yet, right?"

The president cited the continued US presence in Iraq, a possible escalation in Afghanistan, and his ongoing inability to close the prison in Guantanamo Bay as examples of his lack of peace-making. "Also," he added, "we did just bomb the moon."

Thorbjørn Jagland, chairman of Norwegian Nobel Committee, explained it was the extraordinary diplomacy the president showed in brokering a peace deal between Harvard professor, Henry Louis Gates and Cambridge police officer, Sgt. James Crowley that earned him the award, as well as the fact that "he's just really awesome."

Not to be outdone by the Nobel committee, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced Pres. Obama as the winner of the next Oscar for Best Picture. This award also came as a surprise, as Oscars typically are awarded in March, and only to people who have made movies. Academy president, Tom Sherak defended the award, explaining, "we gave one of these to Al Gore, and Pres. Obama is way cooler," adding, "and if he ever did make a movie, you know it would rock."


  1. Dear National Inquisition:

    This fully exposes the illusion that is Barack Obama. And with this "award", the elites of the world are urging Obama, the Man of Peace, to not do the surge in Afghanistan, not take action against Iran and its nuclear program and to basically continue his intentions to emasculate the United States. They love a weakened neutered United States and this is their way of promoting that concept.

    Rush Limbaugh

  2. Dear Surrender Monkey:

    This communist award will be the end of America as we know it. Time to pack up our bags and head for Eastern Oregon.

    Glenn Beck

  3. I didn't realize that the Nobel Prize for Peace Committee had an Affirmative Action Quota, but that is the only thing I can think of for this sad news. Erik Erikson,

  4. The Democrat Party and their international leftist allies have arranged for Obama to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in order to make America subservient to their agenda of global redistribution and control. Truly patriotic Americans and the Republican Party are the only thing standing in their way. Please send your contributions of $25 to $1000 to the RNC at Thank you. Michael Steele

  5. wow, these comments from the leaders of the Republican Party sort of make sense, maybe I should join up.......