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Saturday, May 2, 2009

Baldwin Claims Persecution for Being Anti-Gay Marriage

On Larry King Live yesterday, actor Stephen Baldwin claimed that he, and other supporters of "traditional marriage," are being persecuted and looked down for their religious beliefs. Our staff of fact checkers have investigated the claim, and have found that Baldwin is in fact looked down upon for being Stephen Baldwin. The actor hopes to raise his social status by appearing next on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, along with impeached Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich and American Idol's Sanjaya Malakar.

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